Yu-Gi-Oh's story of zombification!

One of the old articles on Kongiophobia (the first!) was a story on Zombie Creator.

The first story was lost, but I've created a new story. Here it is (edited):

When the outbreak occurred, Yu-Gi-Oh was outside of one of the city of Hollywood's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, an obnoxiously loud pickup truck came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 1/0 people. Yu-Gi-Oh was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the obnoxiously loud pickup truck. Then, as if in a dream, Achmed the Dead Terrorist came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her helping bra, drenching it. Before Yu-Gi-Oh could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the obnoxiously loud pickup truck, Achmed the Dead Terrorist sunk her teeth into his armpit. He had put up an Achmed the Dead Terrorist poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the ripped tissue his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of Arizona decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of Hollywood. This is the story of Yu-Gi-Oh.